Look at me. I’m a stud.

I could do it all, but was very mediocre at it. I’ve been known as a good kisser (you remember, Bill? *wink*) and girls still love me.

Seriously, I’m so good that I once did a photo shoot with Troy Aikman, Brett Favre and John Elway. Those guys are all Super Bowl winners and Hall of Famers. That makes me one, too. No, really, just buy my jersey for $2, duct tape over Stewart, write Holmes with a sharpie and you’ll have a Super Bowl MVP’s jersey. Pretty neat, huh.

In all seriousness, I’m Tommy Gun’s best friend — his bfam (brother from another mother), if you will. We’ve lived the same life, only towns (now states) apart. This is his site. I’m just along for the ride, and half of the eventual $1 million profit.

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